Biden Leaves Burning Bag of Dog Shit on White House Doorstep

WASHINGTON, DC – This morning, the newly inaugurated President Donald Trump arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue with his family for their premiere visit to the White House as the first family. But, as they arrived at the home of the president, they found not only a note from departing President Obama, but a burning bag of dog shit from Vice President Joe Biden.

When Biden was asked on the issue, he stated, “We are young! We are fighting! We are tired! Outlaw country!”

When the secret service examined the shit, it was found to be the shit of Presidential dog, Bo.

“That little guy is always ready to go,” said Vice President Biden. “I just hope President Douchebag is cool and leaves the vinyls I forgot outside.”

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