Putin Starts Brainstorming First Executive Order

MOSCOW – Moments after the inauguration, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced excitedly that he was ready to get down to work. Wasting no time from his arrival in a place of power, the Russian politician immediately started getting ready to mold the country in his image.
   Stressing a platform that emphasized job creation, harsher immigration laws, and no mention of climate change at all, the new leader of the free world set about drafting a series of executive orders that would set the tone for his next four years in the oval office.
   “It is really an honor to be acting in the highest position of power in this country”, said the Russian leader when approached by the press. “America is a place I have always thought capable of great things, and I look forward to it becoming what I have always dreamed of it becoming.”

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