In light of the recent confirmation of Betsy DeVos as Education Secretary, FOX network has rehashed the success of “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?” to bring you “Are You Smarter Than the Secretary of Education?”
Trivia questions for the new game show include: “What is education?”, “What is the role of the Secretary of Education?”, and “How did you even get considered for this job?”
On top of these questions, trivia will come from five different categories, modeled after DeVos’s proposed alternative school subjects. Creationism, Revisionist History, English (Learn How to Speak It or Get Out), “Science,” and Geography, which is just a map of the United States with every other country but Russia blacked out.
“The original show was such a success, but it was so difficult for some contestants that we decided to remove a lot of the challenge,” said one FOX executive. “Now, almost anyone who plays on this show is guaranteed to win.”