MIDDLETOWN, CT — Following Dunkin Donuts’ name change, WesTech CEO Michael Roth thought of a way he could gain publicity for the tech startup without actually making a difference.
“This logo marks the beginning of a new era for WesTech,” Roth announced. “Wesleyan is a university bent on approximating higher education.”
This new logo and direction for the school has drawn sufficient critiques from nearly all students at what was formerly known as Wesleyan University.
“I could have made this on Apple Preview in fifteen minutes,” one student bemoaned.
Roth did not seem perturbed by the reaction, and in fact seemed strengthened by their disapproval.
“Wesleyan’s main policy is to imitate the learning process by making the students do learning,” Roth said.