GOLDSMITH FILM CENTER, CT – Seriously though, who even remembers that Lin Miranda guy? Like honestly thank god his “Five Minutes of Fame” are over so we can finally celebrate someone worthy of the status as a Wesleyan Alumnus like MICHAEL FREAKIN’ WHITE!!! The writer of the screenplay for the critically mentioned Emoji Movie, the star of the current season of CBS’ Survivor, and the writer of the cult-classic Jack Black film School of Rock. Like seriously, who cares about Alexander and Eliza when we can have Gene and Jailbreak? This man has written for greats like T.J. Miller, James Corden, and Sir Patrick Stewart. Who was in Hamilton? Oh wait, that’s right! Lin cast himself as the star. Unfortunately for him, there’s something even brighter coming in over the horizon: Enter Mike White ‘92.